Friday, May 02, 2003

 

In an attempt to get healthy, I'd begun cutting down my bacon ingestion. I eat bacon roughly five times a week. Unless I'm feeling particularly spunky... in which case, I'll eat bacon a couple of times a day for like a week or so. I could bathe in bacon, and I'd be fine with that. Geraldo, my deejay friend from mexico who has fantastic stories of donkey sex and midgets dames with breasts as big as watermelons, tells me of the incredibly unbelievable bacon thong, possibly the best invention ever made. I mean, to eat off'a someone else, but not to wear. Think about it.... eating scrumptious sizzling sides of bacon off'a some hot, milky, creamy....

ummm....

I'm getting ahead of myself...
anyhow...

I began cutting back on my bacon.

Stopped eating bacon for breakfast or lunch in a BLT sandwich, I stopped putting bacon into pasta dishes, even stopped getting the fancy italian bacon, what is it called... pruschutta? who the fuck cares, anyhow since I took it out of my diet.

But all of this didnt stop me from eating other forms of pork. I ordered sausage, I order chorizo, I ordered back bacon, cuz it dont come ina slice the same as oscar meyer, I ordered hot dogs, I ordered chops and anything I could find that didnt say bacon. I was eating more pork than I had before staving the delicacy.

posted by Hog 9:04 PM