Thursday, January 15, 2004

 

Oh, hey and speaking of monks did you hear that
KFC is finally opening a store in tibet?Am I overreacting, or do buddhist monks really want KFC in their neighborhood? Hell, I dont want KFC in MY neighborhood. They stink.
Seriously, even before a man wakes up by the godawful sound of his alarm clock...
he lives near KFC, he'll be awakened by the smell.

I lived over near the Grand Lake Theatre a few years back, and the very thing happened to me. Not to mention I lived with a big ole dog named Arlo, who loved to eat so much she weighed in at a good ole 150 pounds. thats mighty big for a K-9. she'd get so worked up over that smell that she'd go crazy, like woody woodpecker crazy where she'd scoot around on her butt, just howling like she was in some sort of pain by not getting any of the chicken that wafted in and out of our tiny studio. imagine that, a 150 pound rottweiler doing the boot scootin boogie over food she pines for. she was, like, in love with greasy ass fast food.

I dont want monks to start going insane on account of anything. especially greasy ass fast food.

posted by Hog 8:50 AM