The Official Hog Blog
Saturday, May 29, 2004
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
I can only imagine GWBUsh and his cronies holed up in the West Wing after the botched Iraq War of late, brainstorming on how to get American minds off of the prison abuse and the dead bodies piling up at Dover as the war on terror looms on....
"We need to tell em to be afraid!" George says," set the Terror risk alert to Orange, and let em know we think that someone will strike this summer."
"Soon, everyone's approval rating will go up and most americans will stock up on foods, stay indoors and watch television, and follow our every word," says Cheney, "we might even get re-elected if something terrible happens."
In the corner, Paul Wolfowitz, Condi Rice, and Donald Rumsfeld scratch their chins.
Just then, Colin Powell walks in,
"Did anyone want a coffee, I'm going to Starbucks?"
"I'll take a Frappucinno," Cheney chirps in.
"oh yeah, me."
"Me too, and make mine a hlaf caf, half decaf, soy latte."
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
God Bless Elvin Jones.
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
just saw the new velvet revolver and have to say I like it like I like the old STP. It has that grungey mud of guitar sound and swaggering drunken forward movement that was STP's first record. It even had some of Alice In Chains drawl.
I'll pit that sound against the others, and hear how different they are....
later I'll get to Jesse Sykes and the Hereafter and Sebadoh.
Records I've bought recently:
Hank Williams
Sufjan Stevens
George Strait
Hawkwind
I'm stoked to hear the next weezer record. I hear its produced by Rick Rubin. what the?!?!?
Friday, May 14, 2004
I want to know why Berg [man assassinated by terrorists on television] was wearing a US-issued Orange jumpsuit when he was beheaded. And why didnt a river of blood spray out of his neck afterwards? Machetes cannot cut through the neck as easy as that one did, and the men who were the supposed terrorists were plump, even fattened up, when these men should have been wire thin from being on the run, eating when they can.... hiding from occupying forces.
just some thoughts about the supposed assassination.
did you ever hear the term wag the dog?
Thursday, May 06, 2004
[08-21-2004 side note:Incidentally, at the time of publishing this date's blog entry, I had a awesome photo of GWBush with a young girl who lost her parents to the 9/11 wtc attacks. Now, it is not available. coincidence? i dunno. you tell me.]
Another golden opportunity for his campaign, like the Turkey he held at Thanksgiving in Iraq, Smart George recentlly posed for the cameras embracing a young girl who lost her parents in the World Trade Towers on 9/11. look at how sincere his pain is in the photo.
[he kinda looks like he's holding her hostage, doesnt he?]
