Wednesday, May 26, 2004

 

I can only imagine GWBUsh and his cronies holed up in the West Wing after the botched Iraq War of late, brainstorming on how to get American minds off of the prison abuse and the dead bodies piling up at Dover as the war on terror looms on....

"We need to tell em to be afraid!" George says," set the Terror risk alert to Orange, and let em know we think that someone will strike this summer."

"Soon, everyone's approval rating will go up and most americans will stock up on foods, stay indoors and watch television, and follow our every word," says Cheney, "we might even get re-elected if something terrible happens."

In the corner, Paul Wolfowitz, Condi Rice, and Donald Rumsfeld scratch their chins.

Just then, Colin Powell walks in,
"Did anyone want a coffee, I'm going to Starbucks?"

"I'll take a Frappucinno," Cheney chirps in.

"oh yeah, me."

"Me too, and make mine a hlaf caf, half decaf, soy latte."

posted by Hog 9:25 AM