Wednesday, September 22, 2004

 

on bathroom walls

when traveling, take the time to enjoy the pithy, inspirational graffiti found in roadhouses and reststops along your way. here are a few great writings I've found, thus far:

"BJ Wed Nite any color cock"
"Your Mom"
In the bathroom at O'Leavers, a bar in Omaha where the smokers hang out, where every person hacks a lung up while choking back drags, I found an array of song lyrics written all over the men's room. There were lyrics from "Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound," "In My Room" and the theme song from Fraggle Rock. Also, a drawing of a long haired man, with wide cocaine sunglasses on. an arrow pointed to him and the words "Do Not buy this guy drinks."

at nearly every air hand dryer I found along instructions to "wipe hands on pants"

and this one... an offer I guess:
"For BJ tap foot and show unzipped at sink"

posted by Hog 8:58 AM