Wednesday, September 08, 2004

 

today, I awoke with a start knowing I was out of soy milk, and I so desparately need a soy latte upon my first few minutes after getting up and at 'em that I immediately put on a pair of jeans and some flip flops to get to the way too expensive corner store. They call it a corner store in this neighborhood because the guy who owns it has cornered the market. Its the only store for five blocks around, and I didnt want to walk any further than two.

Got my soy milk, and picked up the latest issue of Sfbay Guardian. On the cover was a couple in prom outfits, or at least dressed up and wearing corsages, so I assumed it was about prom. Not to mention, that the words displayed 'cross the front page said "Class of 2004." It was a story about how ten local bands are ready to hit the national stage.







"Hmm." I thought to myself, " I just so happen to know a little bit about the national touring stages and I wonder who the Guardian picked out. They seem to have their fingers on the pulse, right?"

No one I knew, or cared about, cuz I'm a cynical old jaded fart. But, more importantly, I surmised that none of the acts would get further than Modesto on the national touring stages while I took my morning poo.

Thanks guys! for making it easier to enjoy my morning poo wihtout too muuch to think about!

posted by Hog 9:04 AM