Tuesday, October 19, 2004

 

I'm never one to discount the humour found in disgusting practices, or weird societal occurrences. And so, today I must alert you to the news I've read on a website that could be today's own version of the Enquirer, except that it features legit articles, many of which are ridiculous. Its the smoking gun!
and the news:

" SEPTEMBER 1--Meet Austin Gullette. The 45-year-old Louisiana man was arrested Monday night for pig fornication (technically known as a "crime against nature" in the bayou). According to Ouachita Parish Sheriff's deputies, Gullette's own sister caught him violating her animal, a 125-pound Vietnamese potbelly named PePie. She was alerted to the crime by the sound of squealing, which apparently emanated from the pig. If convicted of the felony count, Gullette--pictured in the below mug shot from the Ouachita Correctional Center--faces a maximum of five years in prison, where it would be a good idea not to admit what landed him in the clink."

posted by Hog 8:27 AM