Thursday, March 03, 2005

 

I began searching for a new wig. One that would make my eyes look bluer.
I stopped into a store near the north side of the city and found a bright red one that made me look fat, so I said "Please can I get one that just makes me feel like I'm invisible?" and the store keep said, "Nope, wigs generally make you stand out."

I tried on a beatles cut wig, but I look too much like Ringo and no one wants to be the drummer of the Beatles even if it is Ringo.





I tried on the muted multi colored wig and that one seemed to work until I started to itch and found ants crawling up inside of it and into my own hairdo, and that was just yucky.

I tried on the punk rock mohawk, but with half of the wig not there, I just looked funny looking. But bad funny looking.

I chose the old grey wig to make me look older. In fact, it made me look like I was an older man who looked quite young for my age, which is all untrue, but I like that anyways.

posted by Hog 8:49 AM