Monday, May 09, 2005

 

The man with the bunny approached me on the underground. I was minding my own business, staring off into the buzzing nothingness of the train's rocking forward motion and he came at me out of nowhere and to be honest it caught me off-guard.

"You don't know a thing," he said to me, jabbing his finger at me and waving his bunny around as if to shoo flies away, "You are monpolizing everything! These people, everyone is having conversations, and you just sit there assuming things."

"what am I assuming?"

"Exactly! what is it that you assume? Don't you expect no one to talk back to you if you can't accept that you are assuming things about me and about these people..."
He danced about between the seats pointing to the people on the train who wished as much as I did that he'd leave them alone. "You assume!"

"Have you seen my friend?" I wanted to get to the bottom of this. He'd mentioned P_____ the last time I ran into him, but his incoherent jabbering never makes much sense. With each run-in, I tried to gather more info.

"You assume! Stop assuming and maybe I can let you know about the government officials who have her tied up in their secret society. Tied up for the secret society. They have her... right now... oh my I would hate to be in her shoes...."

posted by Hog 11:01 PM