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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

 
We Get Letters

Here at Hog Headquarters we like to throw most our correspondence away. We don't get much more then a few offers for cheaper indian food, some bills that should have already gone out, and one or two letters which I respond to promptly. Even before the bills.

Recently, this one fell into my lap.


Dear Hog Blog,
I've been known to party pretty hard, but lately I've been drinking too much beer and puking all over myself and onto my friends!
what should I do?

Sincerely,
Gee Gee


 GEE GEE




Dear Gee Gee,
first of all, stop puking all over the place and go get a White Russian.
That should set you straight.
Also, make sure you only get that drunk around strangers.

yours truly,
Hog



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